Extent B-Tree Blues

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Lyrics (by Takaaki Furukawa) (Nihongo)

Chris's hard disk crashed
and he ran Disk First Aid
and he tried Norton Utilities
but none of them worked.

Oh my dear Solaris, don't let me run fsck
Do I have to type /bin/ls again?

Tracks to ashes, and Sectors to dust
Tracks to ashes, and Sectors to dust

It's not your fault Chris,
It's the fault of the operating system
(Or a girl's cellular phone)
If you didn't spill a glass of fake orange juice
On your machine.

(The spirit of Fourier always stays with you,
and Look, at these sane trees all over the place.)

Your hard disk won't be like "1984."

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